There is this female in my office who is really a true combination of a witch and a B!tch and is always on the lookout to snatch the other person's credit and pretends to be very smart in front of the boss. When the boss is not around, she shows her true colors.

This witch would ask us for ideas on a certain thing and then go ahead and relay the stuff very nicely to the boss. Grrr......... we all hate her from the core of our hearts, so we decided to teach her a lesson. I bought a strong "Itching Powder" and gently sprinkled all over her chair and desk. I also applied some of the powder on her lovely keyboard to take care of her ugly fingers. This was all done in the calm of the night.

The next morning when she turned up and placed her fat ugly butt on the chair and her hands on the desk to type her login and password, it was a rare sight of sadistic pleasure. Being a lady, she found it hard to scratch her bums in front of all of us and we enjoyed the whole scene of her running to the rest room, hiding the tough time she was going through....hopefully to scratch herself and rub herself harder and harder like a disased dog inside the toilet.
"evil begets evil"....hee haaa haaa