1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

3. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

4. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

5. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her- believe them.

6. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'

7. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

10. And finally...Work is good, but it's not that important.