One of my not so down to earth colleague recently bought a high end Honda car . As pompous he was, he threw a grand party for all of us in the team and we all congratulated him. But this guy started behaving weird by commenting on people who owned a small segment car.

He started passing mean remarks on people and their cars such as how crappy the small cars look, how he would never compromise on quality and how he would never EVER sit in a small car no matter what happens.

Despite several attempts to let him know that people are not enjoying his remarks and behavior, he refused to mend his ways. His constant nagging really started getting on my nerves as I was also a proud owner of a Maruti 800 (a small segment family car).

So, I started to wait for an opportunity to teach him a lesson. And one fine day I struck luck. It was pretty late in the night and it was raining heavily. Forunately, we were the only two people working on the project late night to meet a deadline . I waited for a good opportunity and slipped to the parking lot and deflated two tyres of this dude's LOVELY HONDA car . When it was time for us to go back home, he walked down in style towards his car, only to find the flat tyres. It was a splendid sight to see his face turn pale .

I pretended to get into my car and leave for home, when he walked up to me and with great trouble literally begged me to drop him back home.

I did drop him home, but needless to say, it was the hottest news in the office next morning and all the team members gave him a really tough time.

Wow!!! I feel so satisfied